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| Keywords: newspapers retail melbourne australia to organise toorganise indoor EPOCH TIMES MELBOURNE PO Box 1230, Box Hill, VIC 3128 Level 1, 486 Station St, Box Hill, VIC 3128 EPOCH TIMES SINGAPORE 324A, Lavender Street, Singapore 338822 EPOCH TIMES NEW YORK 229 West 28th St, 6th Floor New York, NY 10001 Attention: Chief Executive Officer RE: “Please take a free copy” conspicuous sign needed to max paper distribution rates, sales, profits and your salary increments. Dear Sir/Madam I hope you this letter finds you well. I love EPOCH Times. I noted that the EPOCH Times paper shelf (Woolworths Supermarket, Box Hill Central, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) together with the same shelf design in the entire design failed to explicitly communicate that the paper is free. Only with clear and concise communication of the benefit to potential readers would it invoke action from potential readers to pick up the paper. The cost of a simple sign will significantly increase paper distribution rates tremendously which will attract new readers from all cultures and races to explore and read your paper. Additionally, the name EPOCH Times does not explicitly communicate any benefits or interests to potential new readers – Imagine that you are a potential customer, would you not be excited to explore the paper if the sign communicate a benefit to you at a single glance (message within 3 seconds)? Think about SALES 50% off sign in retail store. I humbly implore you to use the powers vested in you to spare 2 minutes to delegate this feedback to your assistant to implement this sign. You will be greatly rewarded through your delegation with a significant salary increment, bonus and promotion. EPOCH TIMES MELBOURNE PO Box 1230, Box Hill, VIC 3128 Level 1, 486 Station St, Box Hill, VIC 3128 EPOCH TIMES SINGAPORE 324A, Lavender Street, Singapore 338822 EPOCH TIMES NEW YORK 229 West 28th St, 6th Floor New York, NY 10001 Attention: Chief Executive Officer RE: “Please take a free copy” conspicuous sign needed to max paper distribution rates, sales, profits and your salary increments. Dear Sir/Madam I hope you this letter finds you well. I love EPOCH Times. I noted that the EPOCH Times paper shelf (Woolworths Supermarket, Box Hill Central, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) together with the same shelf design in the entire design failed to explicitly communicate that the paper is free. Only with clear and concise communication of the benefit to potential readers would it invoke action from potential readers to pick up the paper. The cost of a simple sign will significantly increase paper distribution rates tremendously which will attract new readers from all cultures and races to explore and read your paper. Additionally, the name EPOCH Times does not explicitly communicate any benefits or interests to potential new readers – Imagine that you are a potential customer, would you not be excited to explore the paper if the sign communicate a benefit to you at a single glance (message within 3 seconds)? Think about SALES 50% off sign in retail store. I humbly implore you to use the powers vested in you to spare 2 minutes to delegate this feedback to your assistant to implement this sign. You will be greatly rewarded through your delegation with a significant salary increment, bonus and promotion. | ||||
