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| Keywords: small business big heart amsterdam ny new york ghost town ghosttown dead city upstate real-estate realestate abandoned toxic hazardous waste rape sex offenders stupid criminal real estate mohawk valley 12010 albany capitol region schenectady troy indoor people A sheriff’s department in upstate New York announced that they have arrested a man for dumping a load of manure onto an oncoming car. The story, is thus: one Kerry Lee Stowell, in Montgomery County, was driving a tractor on New York State Route 5, hauling a manure spreader. So far: no crime. A vehicle of unknown variety approached, coming from the opposite direction. Stowell recognized the driver of this vehicle. We can assume, because of what happened next, that Stowell did not much like the driver of this vehicle. The reason we can make that assumption is because Stowell, upon seeing this driver, triggered his manure spreader to dump a currently unknown, though evidently sizable, amount of manure directly onto the passing vehicle. The driver of this other vehicle, his vision impaired by some significant amount of manure, was able to stop safely, at which point he called the sheriff. The fine folks at the NBC affiliate went out to the listed residence of Stowell, a dairy farm, where they found a shirtless man who looks exactly like Stowell’s mug shot riding a tractor attached to a manure spreader. There at the farm, the reporters also found, they say, the wife of the driver of the other vehicle. The man who looks exactly like Stowell and who was also driving a tractor attached to a manure spreader denied that he was Stowell and said he did not know where to find Stowell. Then he drove the tractor into a field away from the reporters A sheriff’s department in upstate New York announced that they have arrested a man for dumping a load of manure onto an oncoming car. The story, is thus: one Kerry Lee Stowell, in Montgomery County, was driving a tractor on New York State Route 5, hauling a manure spreader. So far: no crime. A vehicle of unknown variety approached, coming from the opposite direction. Stowell recognized the driver of this vehicle. We can assume, because of what happened next, that Stowell did not much like the driver of this vehicle. The reason we can make that assumption is because Stowell, upon seeing this driver, triggered his manure spreader to dump a currently unknown, though evidently sizable, amount of manure directly onto the passing vehicle. The driver of this other vehicle, his vision impaired by some significant amount of manure, was able to stop safely, at which point he called the sheriff. The fine folks at the NBC affiliate went out to the listed residence of Stowell, a dairy farm, where they found a shirtless man who looks exactly like Stowell’s mug shot riding a tractor attached to a manure spreader. There at the farm, the reporters also found, they say, the wife of the driver of the other vehicle. The man who looks exactly like Stowell and who was also driving a tractor attached to a manure spreader denied that he was Stowell and said he did not know where to find Stowell. Then he drove the tractor into a field away from the reporters | ||||
