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| Keywords: Dear Sir/Madam I hope this letter finds you well. I was worried about how the error messages on the overhead displays would lead to opportunity cost = loss sales = loss profits = reduction of your salary increments = reduction of your bonus = job loss. I humbly implore you to spare 5 mins and use the powers vested in you to delegate your assistant to influence the management of MYER, Bourke St, Melbourne CBD, Victoria, Australia to rectify these error messages. I do apologise for this politically incorrect and badly structured letter to incite you into action. Please understand that I spend time and effort to gather this observation, prepare this letter and print the attach colour photo at my own expense (I pack last night’s leftovers for tomorrow’s lunch almost everyday). I do so with the purest intention. retail melbourne australia | ||||
